Falling Off The Face Of The Earth

Is anyone there?

I kind of fell off the face of the earth. 

Those are my workout pants hiding under my polar bear lounge pants.  Yes, I have been lounging more than working out.  It has been over a month since I hit the trail. 

Here is my official list of excuses.

1. I have been working a little later. 
2. I'm tired.
3. Daylight savings, it is getting dark earlier.
4. I was sick.
5. It is getting cold.
6. My chair is warm.
7. I am getting seasonal depression.
8. I have to get up at 4AM.
9. The new television shows are really good. 
10. I had to go see the new Twilight movie.
11. Fall makes me crave comfort foods.
12. I can't get in a holiday mood.
13. Trisha Yearwood is making Christmas cookies on the Food Network.
14. My street team fell off the wagon too.
15. I turned 43. 
16. I need a haircut.
17. It is the busy season at work.
18. I need new shoes.
19. I can't find clean socks.
20. My DVR is almost full and I have to clear it out.
21. My sports bra squishes my boobs down enough that my stomach sticks out and makes me look fatter.
22. My dog is lonely when I am gone.
23. My husband turned fifty-one.  
24. I am just lazy.

None of these reasons are good ones.  But when I am sitting in my nice warm chair with an episode of Glee or Dexter (I have eclectic taste!) it is hard to get up.  I know what I need to do.  I need to do it. 

I need inspiration!
I need motivation!
I need a kick in the butt.